Joke 2

I'd like to share some jokes that my friend shared to me a few months back. He is currently living in Australia so he tried to share some jokes from Australia to us(my friends and I).

To make everything funnier, try your best to answer the questions before looking at the correct answer! Just a warning, there is a possibility that this post will piss you off.

1. What is red, and looks like a bucket?



2. What is brown, and sticky?



3. What has two legs, and blood all over?



4. What is red, and bad for your mouth? (especially your teeth)



ANSWERS: (highlight)
1. A Red Bucket

2. (Nope, not crap) A stick.

3. Half a dog

4. (Not candies) A Brick

Joke 1

I heard this joke from a friend who is living in another country right now. Made me laugh.

There was a woman without arms walking along the shore of a beach. She looks sad and depressed. When a tall handsome guy passed by, the woman said, "I've never been hugged before." Then, the tall handsome guy hugged her and left her.

The next day, the woman without arms was still walking along the shore of a beach. The same tall handsome guy passed by. Still sad and depressed, the woman said, "I've never been kissed before." So, the tall handsome guy pecked her on her cheek and left.

The day after that, the woman without arms was still walking along the shore of a beach. When the tall handsome guy passed by again, the woman said, "I've never been fucked before." Because of this, the tall handsome guy carried her and walked towards the sea. The guy threw her to the deep part of the ocean. As the guy was leaving, he said, "You're fucked."

:D:D

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