Alcohol.
How often do you drink? Why do you drink?
Personally, I prefer hard drinks over beer because I don't want to have a large beer belly which is almost impossible to lose. Even though hard drinks can make us fat, I personally think it's better than beer. Hard drinks make people drunk a lot faster too. The farthest I've ever been to was barfing four times in a night because of alcohol. I've never done anything crazy or stupid because of alcohol... yet!
I drink for social purposes. I never drink alone, I always drink with friends because I think drinking alone would just be stupid and crazy. (Maybe because I don't have those "deep problems" yet)
I really hated it when I had to take care of a drunk friend. He vomited all over the place and some residue got stuck on my shirt. It was hella stinky, but I had no choice but to put him to bed. That was a very tough job!
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