I'd like to share some jokes that my friend shared to me a few months back. He is currently living in Australia so he tried to share some jokes from Australia to us(my friends and I).
To make everything funnier, try your best to answer the questions before looking at the correct answer! Just a warning, there is a possibility that this post will piss you off.
1. What is red, and looks like a bucket?
2. What is brown, and sticky?
3. What has two legs, and blood all over?
4. What is red, and bad for your mouth? (especially your teeth)
1. A Red Bucket
2. (Nope, not crap) A stick.
3. Half a dog
4. (Not candies) A Brick